Tag: joke
group name: pointsx3
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December 03, 2008 06:48 PM EST --
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars."
"Why . . .
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June 06, 2008 02:51 PM EDT --
One of the ladies I work with in the ferret club is blond. Very blond. She's a nice person, but sometimes she's very hard to understand.
One day she was at a Petco doing a FAD (Ferret Awareness . . .
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June 12, 2008 11:37 PM EDT --
I became confused when I heard these terms which
reference the word "service".
Internal Revenue "Service"
U.S. Postal "Service"
Telephone "Service" . . .
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June 09, 2008 10:18 AM EDT --
One of my Alabama friends sent this to me, I thought it was cute...
FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring . . .
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August 02, 2008 02:10 PM EDT --
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they're cramming for their final exam."
"'Older' . . .
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January 05, 2009 08:41 PM EST --
I got this from a friend, if you know New Jersey this makes sense, if not, come visit! LOL
A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real
treat.? I've . . .
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June 06, 2008 10:25 AM EDT --
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, . . .
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November 27, 2008 09:27 PM EST --
Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three envelopes number 1, 2 and 3. "Open . . .
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September 04, 2008 11:01 PM EDT --
Rascal found a new toy in the yard, it got away but I found her and it and here you are! LOL Hope you enjoy them. And if you have time in the next month feel free to rate and post on the photos. . . .
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January 05, 2009 08:46 PM EST --
Got this from a friend, thought it was worth a giggle, hope you do to.
GOLF SWING
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found . . .
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June 07, 2008 12:54 PM EDT --
Hi everyone, I haven't done this in a while, thought it was time to rattle the brain a little.
Name a word that has the letter "A" in it, any word, any placement, duplicates are . . .
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June 10, 2008 10:58 PM EDT --
Hi,
Here's a fun game I think we can all get into. Name something that has to do with summer, fun, and vacations. Could be a carnival, the shore, the board walk, casinos, hot dogs, cook . . .
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June 20, 2008 08:26 AM EDT --
I'm voting Republican in Nov. because I just can't decided which is best, after all I am a woman, but maybe this will help you decide to join me in this quest. What do you think?
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July 10, 2008 08:44 AM EDT --
I got this from a friend and another suggested I post it here, what a great idea!! Anyhow, check this out. What shows can you think of??? Post as many as you like, but one show per post please. Thanks. . . .
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August 20, 2008 06:45 AM EDT --
To Be 6 Again...
! A man was sitting on the edge of the
bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her
birthday was not . . .
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July 21, 2008 10:13 AM EDT --
I got this from a friend. This is why I don't have a cell phone, but aside from that, my phone doesn't ring so I have no reason to be attached to one. I grew up in a time when the "land . . .
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June 13, 2008 03:30 PM EDT --
Hi everyone, I thought we might try a new letter/word game... feel like giving it a shot?
It's the name game, not like the song but close. I pick a letter and you . . .
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June 15, 2008 10:24 PM EDT --
This is a story I lived in my head one night, the names have been changed to protect the innocent, if anything seems similar it's not, really it's in my head, just thought I would share my thoughts, literally. . . .
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August 26, 2008 08:13 PM EDT --
Ok I just wonder about these upgrades all the time. Is it me or does the gather world come to a screeching halt when we get an upgrade and then it takes weeks to not only find stuff but figure . . .
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June 29, 2008 04:14 PM EDT --
Got this from a friend and HAD to share, hope you enjoy this. It makes too much sense not to. I'm sure it's been around but it's worth another giggle. LOL
IT'S . . .
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